Musical Testimonial to Our Work

Sung to the tune of "Dear Officer Krupke" from The West Side Story 

Dear kindly statistician
You gotta understand
This money ain't for nothin'
It's results that they demand

Our n may be too tiny
Our power way too small
But with your special magic
We know you'll fix it all

(tempo slow)
Ohhh thank you, Ken Fletcher,
You're really a pal
And you'll be referenced in our work
Along with et al.

We worship statistics
And so we say please...
Help find those significant p's!

Thanks to Dr. Dan Connor